Not only am I in the mainstream, I'm possibly the only mainstream there is.
--Robert Wyatt

This is the official web site of Ray Holland, for whatever that's worth, and such as it is. Among other things, Ray is a former freelance writer, a current video editor, a writer of humorous novels when he finds the time, a family guy but not like that cartoon guy on TV, a profound case of arrested development, and sometimes a serial comma user.

If you're feeling adventurous... If you're in the market for some reading entertainment that's off the beaten track, a little unconventional, shall we say, or weird, or maybe even relentlessly bizarre, step right in. We have something that might appeal to you.

The Hermit - A comic novel about an old hermit who suddenly finds himself the object of a lovely young lady's attentions.

Goliath - Follow the adventures of a young boy and his friends as they work to foil an evil plot to take over the world. If you thought The Hermit was some weird stuff, this one cranks it up to 11.

Open Stage - A strange offer from a funny little man, a web of bizarre coincidences and a string of misunderstandings result in a "romantic tragedy" that leaves Gilbert Ragwater sadder but wiser. It's a story about trust and honesty between the sexes.

The Hookie-Pookie Man - His mother was an Earth woman, and his father was an extraterrestrial. He's an outsider not just on one planet, but on two. The first draft is finished, and editing is underway. Whoo-hoo!!!

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